This morning I received a postcard from Air France Japan. Here is what it says:
Early holiday season gift for you!
It’s that time of year when we all get excited about going home, but how exhausting all the preparation can be! That’s why we are delighted to offer you a comfortable chauffeur-driven ride between your residence and Narita airport. All you need to do is call our Call Center and book tickets worth a total of at least ¥400.000 in Economy, Business or First Class.
That’s soooo generous of you Mr. Air France!